“The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as “Your Plastic Pal Who’s Fun To Be With. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the…
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Spam Hall of Shame
Spam sucks. Okay, Shakespeare it’s not but there’s no truer credo for emailnauts who, on a daily basis, fight bulging inboxes and scour junk folders…
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the inbox. September is quickly becoming a distant, faded dream, and October – the…
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It may bother you, and it may incite you to fits of rage. It may make you want to escape to a log cabin in…
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We live in a very competitive world, and if the recent World Cup, Commonwealth Games, Paralympic Games and Winter Olympics are any indication, humans love…
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Spam. A sleazy, despicable product of a sleazy, despicable cross-section of human waste. Only the lowest of the low could be responsible for the stuff that…
View More When Spam Comes Knocking: If Spam Could TalkTo Spam or Not to Spam? British Man Gets His Bard on; Gets Revenge, Too
If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and…
View More To Spam or Not to Spam? British Man Gets His Bard on; Gets Revenge, TooEight Simple Rules for Ticking Me Off, or, Why Marketing Spammers Should be Deported
As a former marketing professional, I ran an agency that consulted with some very large companies. I helped my clients understand the best methods for…
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In this edition of Spamfoolery, we uncover the all-seeing eye of Sauron to take a sobering look at the state of intelligent thought in the…
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In the good ol’ days, our most worrisome concerns when it came to technology were OSes that didn’t do much, fiddling with Winsock while trying…
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